Why our satire is the best:

You can't argue with results.

Responsive

I'm trying to make easy plug and play plugins placed on pages with PHP and programming.

Quality

Anyone not using K&R indentation when coding needs to rethink their life goals.

Support

Can we please stop trying to log into my site?
I get an email every time you try, and my phone is constantly buzzing.
Спасибо

Meet the team:

See what it takes to create, destroy, protect, attack, love, hate, and imagine code.
price tag with long string

HTML

The Dish

I worked retail, so I'm used to looking at tags all day.

coding braces

JavaScript

The Art

Remember, if you mess up one line, none of it will work!

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CSS

The Flavor

Hello Lowe's employee, I'd like the color hsl(9, 100%, 64%) AKA #ff6347 AKA rgb(255, 99, 71), please.

stacked servers

PHP

The Platter

Server side goodies.

Rants

What did I want to post on the Internet today?

Lightroom

Using some basic JavaScript and CSS we are able to create a lighting effect.